It's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.
Woman's place is in the wrong.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
The jewels of sorrow last forever
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
Let us not look back in anger nor forward in fear but around us in awareness.
We all have flaws and mine is being wicked.
I'm sixty-five but if there were fifteen months in every year I'd only be forty-eight.
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
I admire the person who can write it right off. Mencken once said that a person who thinks clearly can write well. But I don't think clearly--too many thoughts bump into one another. Trains of thought...
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
...I would be the last person to say that madness is not a solution.