It's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.
Woman's place is in the wrong.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man.
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Let us not look back in anger nor forward in fear but around us in awareness.
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals.
The jewels of sorrow last forever
We all have flaws and mine is being wicked.
I admire the person who can write it right off. Mencken once said that a person who thinks clearly can write well. But I don't think clearly--too many thoughts bump into one another. Trains of thought...
You are all a lost generation, Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we were, all right, but we wouldn't go home. Ours was the generation that stayed up all night.
...I would be the last person to say that madness is not a solution.
The average sendentary man of our time who is at all suggestible must emerge from this chapter believing that his chances of surviving a combination of instinct, complexes, reflexes, glands, sex, and...
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.