The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is...
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.
The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal ours is apathetic.
Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
A lady of forty-seven who has been married twenty-seven years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'
I'm sixty-five but if there were fifteen months in every year I'd only be forty-eight.
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I thi...
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the...
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear-end collision and Man will never know that what hit him from behind was Man.
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the p...