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The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?Yep.Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?No, it's a pie.

Ilona Andrews

The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?Yep.Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?No, it's a pie.

Tags: ilona andrews, kate, lion, magic bleeds, pie

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About Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.