Actually Grandad Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus probably hates you for celebrating it.
I save every Christmas card. I keep them all.
Black bodies have become ornamental, haven't they?
You can't undo loss. You can't unmake a mistake.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I never really did Christmas before. Christmas Day? I mean - what's that? What's it all about? I was always flying on Christmas Day.
After that I went home and Sally put what was left of me to bed; next day, being a Christian family, we saluted the happy morn with the Hell and Hades of a row because I wouldn't get up and go to earl...
The worst defeat of all is to surrender without having been defeated. And it is Christmas that obliterates both.
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're no...
The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day.
One can never have enough socks, said Dumbledore. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.