If we want something to count in our lives, we should figure out a way to count it.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Ninety-five per cent of your success or failure will come from your daily habits.
Today I am even richer.
Stay upbeat and keep your head held high. There is no end to the power of positive thinking. I AM looking forward to all the wealth, success, and abundance speeding my way!
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Real power, is the power that empowers without corruption
My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...