Garrison Keillor Quote

He who dares not offend cannot be honest.

Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.

Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.

I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll st...

It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.

If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.

Isn't it strange how wise counsel can cool the hottest head? He made sense but my heart screamed protest.

The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.

What's happened with society is that we have created these devices, computers, which already can register and process huge amounts of information, which is a significant fraction of the amount of info...

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.