Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.
Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
Personally I think any more than two or three kids is not a family it's a litter.
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
When you're the only pea in the pod your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond.
Always a godfather - never a god!