Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
The TriflerDeath's the lover that I'd be taking;Wild and fickle and fierce is he.Small's his care if my heart be breaking-Gay young Death would have none of me.Hear them clack of my haste to greet him...
Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.
If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
Be you wise and never sad,You will get your lovely lad.Never serious be, nor true,And your wish will come to you--And if that makes you happy, kid,You'll be the first it ever did.
If wild my breast and sore my pride,I bask in dreams of suicide,If cool my heart and high my headI think 'How lucky are the dead.
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,Love, the reeling midnight through,For tomorrow we shall die!(But, alas, we never do.)
Wit has truth in it wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he coul...
Hence, goes on the professor, definitions of happiness are interesting. I suppose the best thing to do with that is to let is pass. Me, I never saw a definition of happiness that could detain me after...
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.
There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
Lady, lady, never startConversation toward your heart;Keep your pretty words serene;Never murmur what you mean.Show yourself, by word and look,Swift and shallow as a brook.Be as cool and quick to goAs...
And if my heart be scarred and burned,The safer, I, for all I learned.
Razors pain you,Rivers are damp,Acids stain you,And drugs cause cramp.Guns aren't lawful,Nooses give,Gas smells awful.You might as well live.