Wit has truth in it wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...Alcoves, Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. I...
You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks...
I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.
If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.
Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.
You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.
Don't let the muggles get you down.
Twelve dead? I said. Jesus.
I chase goals, not girls.
Being a Gentleman, has more to do with hiding his flaws, than exhibiting the virtues!