Diana Gabaldon Quote
My father told me never to take advantage of a woman who was the worse for drink, he said. He had stopped squirming, but now started again, slower, as though he couldn’t help himself. I’m not worse, I’m better, I assured him. Besides— I executed a slow, sinuous squirm of my own. I thought he said you weren’t drunk if you could find your arse with both hands. He eyed me appraisingly. I hate to tell ye, Sassenach, but it’s not your arse ye’ve got hold of—it’s mine. That’s all right, I assured him. We’re married. Share and share alike. One flesh; the priest said so.
Diana Gabaldon
My father told me never to take advantage of a woman who was the worse for drink, he said. He had stopped squirming, but now started again, slower, as though he couldn’t help himself. I’m not worse, I’m better, I assured him. Besides— I executed a slow, sinuous squirm of my own. I thought he said you weren’t drunk if you could find your arse with both hands. He eyed me appraisingly. I hate to tell ye, Sassenach, but it’s not your arse ye’ve got hold of—it’s mine. That’s all right, I assured him. We’re married. Share and share alike. One flesh; the priest said so.