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Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

Demitri Martin

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

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About Demitri Martin

Demetri Martin (Greek: Δημήτριος Ευάγγελος Μάρτιν, Dimitrios Evangelos Martin; born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, writer, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He starred as Ice Bear in Cartoon Network's We Bare Bears.