I pretend to give gifts that people pretend to be gifts so that I can pretend that I gave something that actually cost me something. And what pretending or this sort gives me is the gift of a pretend...
Resentment lies in the heart of fools.
(p. pr. & vb. n.) of Fool
Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!