David Sedaris Quote
Me: Did you get your tree yet?Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees.Me: So you're going to go with a wreath instead?Ken: I just told you, I'm a Jew.Me: Oh, I get it. You're looking for a cheap wreath.Ken: I'm not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you.Me: You're probably just tense because you haven't finished your Christmas shopping.Ken: I don't Christmas shop.Me: What are you telling me? That you all of your presents. Ken: I don't give Christmas presents . Goddamit, I told you, I'm a .Me: Well, don't you at least need to buy something for your parents?Ken: They're Jews, too, idiot. That's what makes one. It's hereditary. Do you understand?Me: Sure.Ken: Say the words I understand.Me: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking?
Me: Did you get your tree yet?Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees.Me: So you're going to go with a wreath instead?Ken: I just told you, I'm a Jew.Me: Oh, I get it. You're looking for a cheap wreath.Ken: I'm not looking for a wreath at all. Leave me alone, will you.Me: You're probably just tense because you haven't finished your Christmas shopping.Ken: I don't Christmas shop.Me: What are you telling me? That you all of your presents. Ken: I don't give Christmas presents . Goddamit, I told you, I'm a .Me: Well, don't you at least need to buy something for your parents?Ken: They're Jews, too, idiot. That's what makes one. It's hereditary. Do you understand?Me: Sure.Ken: Say the words I understand.Me: I understand. So where are you going to hang your stocking?
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