David Mitchell Quote

You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.

I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.

Hiya, Alex. I missed you tonight.My gaze rests on Sam. Yeah, I see how much you missed me.Sam? Oh, I don't really like him, she coos, coming close. I can smell the radiating off her. I'm waiting for...

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.

A dung beetle couple in love constantly proves that you still can be in love living on shit.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Paco is walking out of the bathroom and I rush past him.You might want to wait before you-- Paco's voice fades as I close the door, locking myself in. Wiping my eyes, I gaze into the mirror. I'm a com...

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

The shield wall reeks of shit, and all a man wants is to be home, to be anywhere but on this field that prepares for battle, but none of us will turn and run or else we will be despised for ever. We p...