Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
Reading... a vacation for the mind....
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the eg...
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just...
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
...light overcomes darkenss. A tiny match can illuminate the darkest room. As long as there is some light somewhere in the universe, [darkness] can be defeated.
Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessaril...
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
