The boys wanted someone they could have a laugh with, someone who shared their irreverent sense of humour.
The boiling water that does not cool down only dries out!
Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'p...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
Love powers my heart and color powers my soul.
I count my blessings as follows:1) I'm alive.2) Beauty is in the world all around me.3) I share my love with everyone and not just a select few.4) I give thanks to whoever made and created us no matte...
There's more to a person than flesh. Judge others by the sum of their soul and you'll see that beauty is a force of light that radiates from the inside out.