I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
I'm always a bit shy around evil people...
From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or th...
Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken.Infallibility is a sin in any man.All laws can be broken and are.Often.
Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
Maybe fear is God's way of saying, Pay attention, this could be fun.
There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.
Between safety and adventure I choose adventure
The truth is that Leon, like a lot of those-maybe everyone-who trips on acid, never really came back. he recovered but he was never the same guy again. He had lost something-innocence of hell. Acid pr...
If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.
Those unexpected morality lessons provided by the trip had jolted me into some kind of action. It was time to jettison the past before the present jettisoned me. This was my first veiled attempt at re...
He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My s...
America truly is the best idea for a country that anyone has ever come up with so far. Not only because we value democracy and the rights of the individual, but because we are always our own most effe...
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.