I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that t...
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken.Infallibility is a sin in any man.All laws can be broken and are.Often.
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.
There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
The truth is that Leon, like a lot of those-maybe everyone-who trips on acid, never really came back. he recovered but he was never the same guy again. He had lost something-innocence of hell. Acid pr...
America truly is the best idea for a country that anyone has ever come up with so far. Not only because we value democracy and the rights of the individual, but because we are always our own most effe...
If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.
He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My s...
Maybe fear is God's way of saying, Pay attention, this could be fun.
Those unexpected morality lessons provided by the trip had jolted me into some kind of action. It was time to jettison the past before the present jettisoned me. This was my first veiled attempt at re...
School did give me one of the greatest gifts of my life, though. I learned how to read, and for that I remain thankful. I would have died otherwise. As soon as I was able, I read, alone. Under the cov...
It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.
My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady who hadn't noticed he was with his family. He was certainly pleased about it.