I told her that I didn't want to take any drugs. That I had come here not to take drugs. Listen, she said, not unkindly, up until now I would say that ninety-nine percent of all the narcotics you have...
Jimmy put in a word and told them that if I made it, I wouldn't be able to live with myself without paying them back. That I'd sooner die than owe anyone money for helping me. Apparently Jimmy knew mo...
I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.
You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the chu...
For example, in Paris, if one desires to buy something, you enter the store and say Good morning, sir or madam, depending on what is appropriate, you wait until you are greeted, you make polite chitch...
Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
Gillette--The best a man can get.I stared at the screen. What happened to me? I was meant to be one of those guys, vigorous and athletic and successful and, most of all, American. I was going to walk...
The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.
The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or th...
From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.