I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.
Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.
Jimmy put in a word and told them that if I made it, I wouldn't be able to live with myself without paying them back. That I'd sooner die than owe anyone money for helping me. Apparently Jimmy knew mo...
He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the chu...
For example, in Paris, if one desires to buy something, you enter the store and say Good morning, sir or madam, depending on what is appropriate, you wait until you are greeted, you make polite chitch...
I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'
Gillette--The best a man can get.I stared at the screen. What happened to me? I was meant to be one of those guys, vigorous and athletic and successful and, most of all, American. I was going to walk...
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that t...
I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.