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Chuck Palahniuk Quote

You count the facts and it's so depressing.I can only eat baby food.My best friend screwed my fiancé.My fiancé almost stabbed me to death.I've set fire to a house and been pointing a rifle at innocent people all night.My brother I hate has come back from the dead to upstage me.I'm an invisible monster, and I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.

Chuck Palahniuk

You count the facts and it's so depressing.I can only eat baby food.My best friend screwed my fiancé.My fiancé almost stabbed me to death.I've set fire to a house and been pointing a rifle at innocent people all night.My brother I hate has come back from the dead to upstage me.I'm an invisible monster, and I'm incapable of loving anybody. You don't know which is worse.

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About Chuck Palahniuk

Charles Michael "Chuck" Palahniuk (; born February 21, 1962) is an American novelist who describes his work as transgressional fiction. He has published 19 novels, three nonfiction books, two graphic novels, and two adult coloring books, as well as several short stories. His first published novel was Fight Club, which was adapted into a film of the same title.