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Chuck Palahniuk Quote

My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.

Chuck Palahniuk

My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.

Tags: shit

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