The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
Applause waits on success.
I don't expect congratulations for successful beginning, what I want is the applaud at successful ending.
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.
I shut my eyes in order to see.
About the only person we ever heard of that wasn't spoiled by being lionized was a Jew named Daniel.
If you are a magician then you can always do a lot more magic than you think you can.
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into sun
Magicians made magic but critics made it tricks.
The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping .
As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.