She changed your oil and put the chill on you all in one night?
Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny. So when Jody sat down across from him and the tsunami of hormones washed ove...
Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.
The constable lit the bong and lost himself in the scuba bubbles of sweet comforting smoke.
Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you. Sweet Thalia, said I. That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.
I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.
Killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.
True, but there was a plaque depicted in the painting, hung around the figure's neck, and on it was writing in Sumerian cuneiform. As you know, in addition to my other studies, I am an amateur necroli...
It happens again and again. I've seen people come out of a coma and sing their favorite songs, and all I can tell you is to enjoy it. People see the light come back into eyes that have been dull for m...
We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is the word. You are the word.
If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.
He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a leopard.
I like big butts, Renoir explained to Toulouse-Lautrec.
The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.
It’s a yeti, said Gaspar from behind me, obviously having been roused from his trance. An abominable snowman. This is what happens when you fuck a sheep!? I exclaimed. Not an abomination, Josh said, a...
This Roberto. He no like the light.
The Colorman slid off the morgue slab to the cold floor. Bullets pooped from his wounds and plopped on the stone as he limped naked around the room looking for something to wear. All the dead were eit...
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy. People, generally, suck. This
Hey, Barry, climb off, motherfucker, I’m up next, then it’s Jeff’s turn. I put it on the board. Blue, don’t let him do that to your ear, baby, you won’t hear for a month.
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