This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.
The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.
Not yet! said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum.She honked my codpiece.You honked my codpiece.Aye, give it up, fool. [...]
Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.
Megaptera novaeangliae («Grandes alas de Nueva Inglaterra», la había denominado cierto científico, demostrando de este modo que los científicos también beben)
Know what I like about mysteries? They’re mysterious.
Jealousy makes you feel bad, but God is jealous, so it must be good. Yet when a dog licks its balls it seems to enjoy it, but it must be bad under the law.
It happens again and again. I've seen people come out of a coma and sing their favorite songs, and all I can tell you is to enjoy it. People see the light come back into eyes that have been dull for m...
He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a leopard.
Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.
You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
These poor souls. These poor pathetic souls. The Emperor gestured toward the passersby.I don’t understand, Tommy said.Their time has passed and they don’t know what to do. They were told what they wan...
Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class...
Oh, that’s heinous fuckery most foul, said Kona.
Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug. —GERARD RYDER
LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!
It’s a note. Let me read it for you. ‘Couldn’t anyone else see that they were all slaves of Satan? I had to cleanse the world of their evil. I am the hand of God. Why else would security have let me i...