I grew up under Roman rule, although I didn't see many Romans until I was ten. The Romans mostly stayed in the fortress city of Sepphoris, an hour's walk north of Nazareth. That's when Joshua and I sa...
How do you know, when you think blue — when you say blue — that you are talking about the same blue as anyone else?You cannot get a grip on blue.Blue is the sky, the sea, a god’s eye, a devil’s tail,...
Finally, this story was set in a dire time, a deadly serious time, and the world of the first-century Jew under the rule of the Romans would not have been one that easily inspired mirth. It’s more tha...
Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.
You sure about this writer thing son?
You are my desire.
What do you want?
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information.Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?
Oh, that’s heinous fuckery most foul, said Kona.
Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?
Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.
Congratulations, you have been chosen to act as Death, it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Science, you don't know, looks like magic.
…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.
There's always a bloody ghost.
She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
She set the course of his life with just a smile.