She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
The best fighter is never angry.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
A lot of people in our industry haven't had very diverse experiences. So they don't have enough dots to connect, and they end up with very linear solutions without a broad perspective on the problem....
An affected health has come in contact with worry
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
It is always healthy to be honest.
God is my provider I brag different.