Christopher Moore Quote

You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks...

Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...Alcoves, Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. I...

I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

He has got no good red blood in his body, said Sir James.No. Somebody put a drop under a magnifying glass, and it was all semicolons and parentheses, said Mrs. Cadwallader.

Being a Gentleman, has more to do with hiding his flaws, than exhibiting the virtues!

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.

Don't let the muggles get you down.