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You can't tell what's aboard a container ship. We carried every kind of cargo, all of it on view: a police car, penicillin, Johnnie Walker Red, toilets, handguns, lumber, Ping-Pong balls, and IBM data cards.

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You can't tell what's aboard a container ship. We carried every kind of cargo, all of it on view: a police car, penicillin, Johnnie Walker Red, toilets, handguns, lumber, Ping-Pong balls, and IBM data cards.

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About Christopher Buckley

Christopher or Chris Buckley may refer to:

Christopher Buckley (novelist) (born 1952), American political satirist
Christopher Buckley (poet) (born 1948), American poet
Christopher Buckley (journalist) (1905–1950), British journalist and historian
Chris Buckley (footballer) (1886–1973), English football player
Christopher Augustine Buckley (1845–1922), American political boss