Tree frogs
Losing his hair. Ms. Chase and me,
Dug in, but he seemed to be feeling no
Donald Trump. I
Wahoo feared he would be killed.
If anything is more irresistible than Jesus, it's Mickey.
Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't get past the third paragraph you've wasted your energy and valuable ink.
Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat...
Not my circus, not my monkey. Yancy
From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at - you know, and the soapbox routine. They're much more uneasy knowing the...
Devastated
Drink your milk,
Dollars!
And a surly young burglar (handcuffed to his chair) who’d been bitten by a police dog in a very sensitive area of his body.
The first thing that the boy called Smoke told Nick Waters was: Your biology book’s in my locker. The combination is 5-3-5. And the second thing he said was: I didn’t do that fire, man. I’m innocent.
The board immediately reinstated Rudy's license and sealed all the records from the public and the press--thus honoring the long-held philosophy of Florida's medical establishment that the last person...
Nobody said he was Alvin Einstein.
Keyes opened his briefcase. You a lawyer, Mr. Keyes? Nope. I’m an investigator. I was hired by your lawyers to help you.
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.