My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains. He also says there are times when you've got no choice but to defend yourself from common moro...
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a n...
Elle m'appelle encore ton ex-père?-Ça lui arrive , répondit Fry. D'autres fois c'est juste ton vaurien de narcotrafiquants de père.
You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't get past the third paragraph you've wasted your energy and valuable ink.
Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.
That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.
I married an asshole, she thought, knifing into the waves.
From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at - you know, and the soapbox routine. They're much more uneasy knowing the...
Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat...
Want Mrs. Starch to come back!
And a surly young burglar (handcuffed to his chair) who’d been bitten by a police dog in a very sensitive area of his body.
I believe it's never too late to change. I'm eighty-one years old, but I still think I can be a better person tomorrow than I am today. And that's what I'll believe until I run out of tomorrows.
Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.
Private investigator. Which he actually was. So the turtle-eyed sergeant ignored him.
Please don't grow up to be one of those men who lie for the sport of it, and most men do. That's a fact. That's why the world is so messed up, Noah. That's why history books are full of so much hearta...
Love isn't about thinking. You should know that by now.
To me, the newspaper business was a way to learn about life and how things worked in the real world and how people spoke. You learn all the skills - you learn to listen, you learn to take notes - ever...
Cell phone the night he died. She’d obtained this key information
We get along fine. In return for food and shelter, they give me unconditional indifference.