Elle m'appelle encore ton ex-père?-Ça lui arrive , répondit Fry. D'autres fois c'est juste ton vaurien de narcotrafiquants de père.
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a n...
You can do the best research and be making the strongest intellectual argument, but if readers don't get past the third paragraph you've wasted your energy and valuable ink.
My father's a large man, very strong, but he says fighting is for people who can't win with their brains. He also says there are times when you've got no choice but to defend yourself from common moro...
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.
Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda.
I believe it's never too late to change. I'm eighty-one years old, but I still think I can be a better person tomorrow than I am today. And that's what I'll believe until I run out of tomorrows.
Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, it's hard to beat...
Private investigator. Which he actually was. So the turtle-eyed sergeant ignored him.
And a surly young burglar (handcuffed to his chair) who’d been bitten by a police dog in a very sensitive area of his body.
We get along fine. In return for food and shelter, they give me unconditional indifference.
The first thing that the boy called Smoke told Nick Waters was: Your biology book’s in my locker. The combination is 5-3-5. And the second thing he said was: I didn’t do that fire, man. I’m innocent.
Roy remembered the time he and his father had a talk about fighting. 'It's important to stand up for what's right,' Mr. Eberhardt had said, 'but sometimes there's a fine line between courage and stupi...
Please don't grow up to be one of those men who lie for the sport of it, and most men do. That's a fact. That's why the world is so messed up, Noah. That's why history books are full of so much hearta...
Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.
I didn’t tell my parents what happened because they would’ve freaked and gone straight to Dusty Muleman, or maybe even the police, which was not how I wanted to handle it.
Want Mrs. Starch to come back!
The evening news made her wonder if God was dead; the morning sun made her believe He wasn’t.
Love isn't about thinking. You should know that by now.