What happened to your eye, young lady? I fell down the stairs. What happened to your hair?
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
I'm into mellow dates with really good food.
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.