Caitlin Moran Quote

It would be boring to say how much we laughed. He lay in his bed, and told stories, and would go quiet - asleep? - and then he would giggle, and then I would giggle, and he would say, 'You put the phone down,' and I would say, 'No, you put the phone down.'At one point, he staggered in for a piss, three feet from where I lay - a thunderous unloading of whisky, Guinness and gin.'You put the phone down,' he said.'No - you put the phone down.''Love you, babe.'He flushed, and went back to bedWe were like two kids on a camping holiday.

Caitlin Moran

It would be boring to say how much we laughed. He lay in his bed, and told stories, and would go quiet - asleep? - and then he would giggle, and then I would giggle, and he would say, 'You put the phone down,' and I would say, 'No, you put the phone down.'At one point, he staggered in for a piss, three feet from where I lay - a thunderous unloading of whisky, Guinness and gin.'You put the phone down,' he said.'No - you put the phone down.''Love you, babe.'He flushed, and went back to bedWe were like two kids on a camping holiday.

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About Caitlin Moran

Catherine Elizabeth Moran ( KAT-lin mÉ™-RAN; born 5 April 1975) is an English journalist, broadcaster, and author at The Times, where she writes two columns a week: one for the Saturday Magazine, and the satirical Friday column "Celebrity Watch".
Moran was named British Press Awards (BPA) Columnist of the Year for 2010, and both BPA Critic of the Year 2011 and Interviewer of the Year 2011. In 2012, she was named Columnist of the Year by the London Press Club, and Culture Commentator at the Comment Awards in 2013.