I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
Now what state do you live in?''Denial.
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.
CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the...
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.-Calvin
I'm leaking brain lubricant.
I'm a misunderstood genius.
Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.