I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...
Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can...
Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?
I've been thinking Hobbes
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I cant find them.Mom: I haven't seen them.Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject! It's like an interception in football! You grab the others guy's idea and run the opposit...
The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)
Quick! To the Bat-Fax!