If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)
I wonder where we go when we die?
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I cant find them.Mom: I haven't seen them.Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.
The score is still Q to 12!
Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can...
Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin
Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.
BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Sleepwalking?Nightmare?Homicidal psycho jungle cat!