Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding.
I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you j...
I should be doing my homework now. But the way I look at it, playing in the snow is a lot more important. Out here I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life.- Such as?-...
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell...
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.
I'm a misunderstood genius.
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.
As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.