Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said Eat your peas.Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out wh...
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.That’s thoughtful of you.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the...
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?
Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa ma...
The best presents don't come in boxes.
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.-Calvin
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.
I'd hate to have a kid like me.
I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!...Say's the dust speck.