The world isn't fair, Calvin.I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
I'd hate to have a kid like me.
Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynica...
Calvin: I read this library book you got me.Calvin's Mom: What did you think of it?Calvin: It really made me see things differently. It's given me a lot to think about.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!...Say's the dust speck.
There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.That’s thoughtful of you.
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a planwhen his dad said Eat your peas.Barney shouted no and ranBarney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellarBarney's Mom never found out wh...
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa ma...