[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a Double word score box! Hobbes: ZQFMGB isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It'...
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work...
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.
You know, maybe we don't need enemies.Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You've taught me nothing except how to cynica...
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
The world isn't fair, Calvin.I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
Calvin: I read this library book you got me.Calvin's Mom: What did you think of it?Calvin: It really made me see things differently. It's given me a lot to think about.
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.
Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.