No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versio...
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a Double word score box! Hobbes: ZQFMGB isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It'...
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
You know, maybe we don't need enemies.Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
The best presents don't come in boxes.
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
MOMMMM, I'm thirsty... What's this, just water?
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
Quick! To the Bat-Fax!
I've been thinking Hobbes
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.