Bill Bryson Quote
Good lord, look at you! he cried, delighted at my grubbiness. What have you been doing? You're filthy! He looked me up and down admiringly, then said in a more solemn tone: You haven't been screwing hogs again, have you, Bryson?Ha ha ha.They're not clean animals, you know, no matter how attractive they may look after a month on the trail. And don't forget we're not in Tennessee anymore. It's probably not even legal here - at least not without a note from the vet. He patted the chair beside him, beaming all over, happy with his quips. Come and sit down and tell me all about it. So what was her name - Bossy? He leaned closely and confidentially. Did she squeal a lot?
Good lord, look at you! he cried, delighted at my grubbiness. What have you been doing? You're filthy! He looked me up and down admiringly, then said in a more solemn tone: You haven't been screwing hogs again, have you, Bryson?Ha ha ha.They're not clean animals, you know, no matter how attractive they may look after a month on the trail. And don't forget we're not in Tennessee anymore. It's probably not even legal here - at least not without a note from the vet. He patted the chair beside him, beaming all over, happy with his quips. Come and sit down and tell me all about it. So what was her name - Bossy? He leaned closely and confidentially. Did she squeal a lot?
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About Bill Bryson
In 1995, while in the United Kingdom, Bryson authored Notes from a Small Island, an exploration of Britain. In 2003, he authored A Short History of Nearly Everything. In October 2020, he announced that he had retired from writing books. In 2022, he recorded an audiobook for Audible, The Secret History of Christmas. He has sold over 16 million books worldwide.