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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

Al Bernstein

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

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About Al Bernstein

Al Bernstein (born September 15, 1950) is an American sportscaster, writer, stage performer, recording artist, and speaker.