Adam Rex Quote

Once I was in a bicycle accident, and I lay in the street for a long time afterward. People surrounded me and wouldn’t let me stand up until the paramedics arrived. When they did, they asked if I knew who the president was, and what state I lived in, and how much was three times seven. When I answered everything correctly they seemed pleased, so they asked my name and I said Gratuity, and then they wouldn’t let me up until I told them it was Janet. Anyway,

Adam Rex

Once I was in a bicycle accident, and I lay in the street for a long time afterward. People surrounded me and wouldn’t let me stand up until the paramedics arrived. When they did, they asked if I knew who the president was, and what state I lived in, and how much was three times seven. When I answered everything correctly they seemed pleased, so they asked my name and I said Gratuity, and then they wouldn’t let me up until I told them it was Janet. Anyway,

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About Adam Rex

Adam Michael Rex (born May 16, 1973) is an American illustrator and author of children's books from Tucson, Arizona.