There are certain moments when we might wish the future were built by men of the past.
Existence is no more than the precarious attainment of relevance in an intensely mobile flux of past, present, and future.
I just can't wait for the future.
The dark shadow we seem to see in the distance is not really a mountain ahead, but the shadow of the mountain behind - a shadow from the past thrown forward into our future. It is a dark sludge of his...
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.
I haven't had that one great love, which is good. I don't want that to be in the past - I want it to be in the future.
Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.
Conservatism discards Prescription, shrinks from Principle, disavows Progress having rejected all respect for antiquity, it offers no redress for the present, and makes no preparation for the future.
Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. And we are all mortal.
The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on.
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
When I was in college, I was in the theater department, which for anyone who has been involved in any kind of theater program, you know that it's really wacky and tight-knit, a real family. Me and my...
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
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