“ One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep… Stephen Clarke
“ When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet. Anthony T. Hincks
“ Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Elena opens the door and yanks me through the house, stopping only when we reach the backyard. She lets me go only to grab the microphone from the lead singer.Paco! she announces loudly. Yeah, I'm tal… Simone Elkeles
“ The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet. Eoin Colfer
“ Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
