“ It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it. Jim Jefferies
“ There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I've always written jokes that I would want to… Jim Jefferies
“ The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. Richard Pryor
“ No small part of the club's audience consisted of would-be comics, as well as the leading comics of the day. In fact, there were so many gagsters around that it was difficult to know who was part of t… Kliph Nesteroff
“ The Mob essentially created the term 'stand-up comic'—according to eighty-six-year-old comedian Dick Curtis: 'The Outfit used to manage fighters. A stand-up fighter is a guy that is a puncher. A stand… Kliph Nesteroff
