“ Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist. Oliver Markus
“ Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see. Lemony Snicket
“ It is easy to display a wound, the proud scars of combat. It is hard to show a pimple Leonard Cohen
“ If you were upset about an ugly pimple on the end of your nose, you might try to feel better by keeping your pimple in perspective. You might compare your pimple situation to that of someone who was b… Lemony Snicket
