“ Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ Be not afraid life with all its despair, pain and unhappiness is just a crucible wherein your brighter dreams are conceived, shaped and born rassool jibraeel snyman