“ If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! Janet Evanovich
“ You sure you don't want to go? Grandma Mazur asked my mother.I didn't know Moogey Bues, my mother told her. I've got better things to do than to go to a viewing of a perfect stranger.I wouldn't go eit… Janet Evanovich
“ The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled.Dang, Grandma said. Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna have to try it out at the seniors meeting. Janet Evanovich
