“ Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s no harm in saying you’re an atheist. It doesn't mean you treat people any differently.… Jesse Ventura
“ He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. George Carlin
“ The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. George Carlin
“ [On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels fro… George Carlin
“ Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think th… George Carlin
