“ The biggest mistake is trusting the wrong people who generally are also the dumbest. Marino Baccarini
“ Contrary to general belief, an artist is never ahead of his [sic!] time but most people are far behind theirs. Edgard Varese
“ Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? Bruce Coville
“ I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. Derek Landy