“ There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ ... You asked how am I?? Really?? So you care about me?? or you just decided to ask to return it back because people have learnt you to return everything back, what he has done to you to do the same t… Deyth Banger
“ Herk threw up the mouse, the hamburger he'd eaten for lunch, and some pasty glop that looked like tomato soup. He was just starting to ask his mother what was going on when she threw up. And there, in… Richard Bachman
“ Working for OSHA is a horrible job to have. You have to ignore the whistle blowers and send them illegal letters saying that you cannot find any problems. I have a lot of those fraudulent letters, as… Steven Magee
“ Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars! - CalvinFlatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting. - Calvin's mom Bill Watterson
“ My mouth fell open in incredulity.“Ah, Maria. Are you trying to tell me you’ve taken up the sport of fly-catching with your mouth?”Ros reached over and lifted my chin.“And an assistant too. So that yo… Kelly Batten
“ I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them. Heather Chapple