“ I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying? Vera Nazarian
“ If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly. It doesn't matter if you're just trying to be cute and original. You're not.… Oliver Markus
“ The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. Oscar Wilde
“ Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ A love letter lost in the mail, forgotten, miss delivered and then discovered years later and received by the intended is romantic. A love letter ending up in someone's spam filter is just annoying. B.J. Neblett
“ If looks could have killed, Susan would have been bleeding profusely from the forehead. Julia Quinn
“ I never married, but if I had done so, I'm sure I'd have divorced the sod a long time ago. Life is simply too short to hang around with annoying people. That may be why I have so few friends. I'm sure… Pansy Schneider-Horst
