Top Thieves Quotes

Whenever someone starts talking about 'fair competition' or indeed, about 'fairness' in general, it is time to keep a sharp eye on your wallet, for it is about to be picked.

When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief.

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The instant that any government obtains a monetary printing press, it becomes a deeply dishonest government, empowered to rob people by stealth. A government with the power to print money knows no lim...

Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid.

After another ten minutes, the gates of thievery would open just a crack, and Liesel Meminger would widen them a little further and squeeze through. ***TWO QUESTIONS***Would the gates shut behind her?...

Every socialist is a disguised dictator.

The grandeur of the thieving falsity is larceny, the fall of cities.

State is the name of the coldest of all cold monsters. Coldly it lies; and this lie slips from its mouth: 'I, the state, am the people.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am -- not stuck in the middle, but hovering above the entire farcical spectrum, weeping as I behold my fellow man's devotion to political illusion...

Here is a tragicomic reality of all the regimes: People work hard to feed their thief politicians, their thief kings and thief queens or their thief presidents! And therefore the tragicomic reality of...

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Thieves and liars kill indirectly, unintentionally, and with no other weapon than their tongues and malice.

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or...

For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner,Let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy and all his members blasted. Let him...

99% of all addicts are liars and thieves. This might sound unfair and even close-minded, but it's the truth. There are some exceptions to the rules, but they are incredibly rare. Most people are no ma...

If a thief and an immoral society finds a thief and an immoral political leader, it will support him to the death!

In a kingdom of thieves, the ways of an honest man will always be a crime.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

When I am actually willing to marry you, I will wear your earrings. Don't wait for it, Thief.

The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that was not nailed down, but this thief stole the nails as we...