Alcide: It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit.Sookie: I love bunnies!
I think it's 'only polite' that my wife should let me know when she's entertaining a male visitor, furthermore one that has shared her bed.
Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he ac...
Some might think you suicidal.Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass.
I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would send me another coat, in a big fancy box, with a big bow on it. It would be the right size, it would be a top brand, and it would be warm........
Bubba made a sound of disapproval You're not supposed to be kissing on anybody else, Miss Sookie he said Bill said it was okay, but I don't like it.
Okay, I said. I'd hoped to avoid this, but... Bill, I rescind your invitation into my house. Bill began walking backward to the door, a helpless look on his face, and my brush still in his hand. Eric...
In fact, Eric said, as he went to the front door, I'd throw it away entirely. Maybe burn it.He left, closing the door behind him very quietly.I knew, as sure as I knew my name, that tomorrow he would...
Though I was having a blissful moment of being happy and content, I had one of those stray ideas you get at odd moments. I thought,How nice it would be if Eric were here with me in the car. He'd look...
Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric
When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed lud...