Top Sex Quotes

Sexual liberation is the root of all liberation.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Sex Definition

(n.) The distinguishing peculiarity of male or female in both animals and plants; the physical difference between male and female; the assemblage of properties or qualities by which male is distinguished from female.

(n.) One of the two divisions of organic beings formed on the distinction of male and female.

(n.) The capability in plants of fertilizing or of being fertilized; as, staminate and pistillate flowers are of opposite sexes.

(n.) One of the groups founded on this distinction.

In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.

Seduced her? Every time I turned round she was up a library ladder. In the end I gave in. That reminds me—I spotted something between her legs that made me think of you.

And yet, despite the multiplicity of times we've done it, it is still a funny, exultant, true thing - where for a short time you turn into something else and fly; where you stop fretting and wanting,...

Girls say to me, very reasonably, 'why isn't it a bunch of girls? Why did you write this about a bunch of boys?' Well, my reply is I was once a little boy - I have been a brother, a father, I am going...

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

It is when I find my soul is lost and lustfully wandering betwixt heaven and hell, and in that moment of spiritual bliss when the chances of recovering from falling into the sexual abyss are zero...I...

كان يخشى في أغلب الأحيان أن يجدها جالسة على أرض الدكان الذي تشتري منه السجائر.

I had begun to think my ripening body would wither untasted on the vine.

Her heart unfolded in her chest, took in all of him, and closed tightly, unwilling to let him go

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

عندما كان سيمون يفكر في ذلك اللقاء كان يشعر بالخجل من وَهَله. من المؤكد أنه لم يُعجب أباه. أما هو فأُعجب بأبيه. كان يتذكر كل كلمة تفوّه بها مستصوباً مواقفه أكثر فأكثر. هناك جملة على الأخص علقت بذاكرته...

عادت تيريزا إلى النوم من جديد. ولكنه هو لم يستطع النوم. كان يتخيلها ميتة وترى أحلاماً رهيبة. ولم يكن في استطاعته إيقاظها لأنها ميتة. نعم، هذا هو الموت: أن تنام تيريزا وترى أحلاماً فظيعة دون أن يتمكن م...

Man knows himself as body, and what he knows of spirit comes through grace. The poet would call it inspiration. But the spirit bloweth where it listeth. Man has no control over his inspiration. If a p...

Sexual satisfaction is a dissatisfaction to the spiritual life.

We long for an intimate connection, but that longing makes us feel vulnerable. Therefore, we guard our hearts for self-preservation, which barricades that intimacy we are longing for. Casual sex is a...

You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.

Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?