“ She says, Do you have any rubbers? I say, I thought she was barren. Sure, I'm sterile, she says, but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease. I say that… Chuck Palahniuk
“ In short, if you are using a shovel to dig yourself into a hole, a credit card company will be happy to give you a backhoe. Jason G. Miller
